In case you can't understand, here's some closed captioning:
Nurse:
(not sure)
Justin: Maybe I might break dance
(I think that's what he said thanks to Sara's clarification)Nurse: No, not here (laughing)
Justin: I'm pretty good
Nurse: Ya? Okay go ahead and step down for me
Justin: I kind of forgot how
Aaron: Allright say hi
Justin: Hey Fallujah
(Iraq). I'll be back.
Aaron: How'd it go?
Justin: What?
Aaron: How are your teeth?
Justin: Uuuhhhhh they're kind of...I think they went surfing.
Aaron: Oh well you don't have them anymore.
Justin: Oh! I guess that explains why.
Aaron: You want to drive?
Justin: Um the hot chick said I ain't supposed to drive.
Aaron: The nurse?
Justin: Yyyah
Aaron: Okay I'll take you back to the det
(Marine Corps detachment at DLI). You gonna work today?
Justin: I don't know.
Aaron: Go home and take a nap?
Justin: Moomkin ("maybe" in Arabic)
Aaron: Say, "Hi Shauna I love you!"
Justin: Hey sweetie pie.
Aaron: Is it ringing?
Justin: Dude, phones always ring. Ahhh man I gotta pee bad.
Aaron: She's not there?
Justin: Uh uh I don't know what her problem is...she must not like me that much
Aaron: Yes she does.
(Accidentally left my phone in the van while I was shopping...when I called him back he was still talking the same craziness.)
I'll leave off the video Aaron took from around the corner of him going to the bathroom. But it involved the Nile, a fish coming out, and being hydrated.
There were other funny stories Aaron told...like Justin calling all the Navy guys he saw Devil Dolphins (Marines are called Devil Dogs). And watching him crawl up a ramp on base. They made him do some paperwork there after surgery!
3 days later...he is still puffy, sore, and swolen. But he's back to school and getting better. He got his bottom 2 wisdom teeth taken out before his mission but still had these top 2 that he's wanted to get rid of for awhile. He wanted to do it here so he wouldn't have to go to a military dentist.