I thought we were a cute couple
but I just wasn't down with his puppy love.
but I just wasn't down with his puppy love.
Then there was George.
Didn't work with him, either.
I was like, "George, just because you're a z-list celebrity doesn't mean you can make fun of my puffy pregnant self, my face as white as my shirt, too-bright lipstick, and nasty highlights."
You are the weakest link. Good-bye.
I'll stick with Justin.
Didn't work with him, either.
I was like, "George, just because you're a z-list celebrity doesn't mean you can make fun of my puffy pregnant self, my face as white as my shirt, too-bright lipstick, and nasty highlights."
You are the weakest link. Good-bye.
I'll stick with Justin.
PS Obviously I didn't date these has-been game show hosts (for Pyramid and the daytime spin-off of Weakest Link). I met them when they were doing promo for their shows while I was working at good ol LJW Advertising.
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Look at you!
I always knew you were a player!
I hope Justin doesn't get too jealous looking at this post.
Cute post! You and Donny make a good couple! ;-) Hope you and your real Valentine have a nice day tomorrow!
HILARIOUS!!!
I personally think you and Donny make a cute couple (though not as cute as when you're with justin of course). How fun could that have been. You and Donny, me and David! ahhhhhhhhhh
That's so cool! I met the black guy on from the Love Boat, the one that was a bartender. Anyway your celebs are way cooler.
That is funny. I Dont remember you with high lights in your hair.
Ok I'm totally laughing at these- I thought you photoshopped yourself in there- I don't remember that at all, it must be after I was gone. That is so funny. Happy Valentines!
Is your maiden name Osmond? Donny looks like he could be your brother, and that would explain all that musical talent.
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